heissel 

Heissel, Heissel can be found as such a beautiful girl with an amazing personality. Shes funny and makes my day better just by looking in my direction. She walks around with her gorgeous brown eyes and a smile that is so pretty i can barely describe it. Shes a creative and kind person who is always depending on someone for her happiness, and always ends up hurt when trying to find love. Heissel is one of kind, she is so gorgeous and has perfect hair that fits any style. She perfect in my eyes and she will always be.

“Shes so pretty I wish I had Heissel’s hair.”

heissel by Bloooobs November 19, 2023

heissel 

Heissel, Heissel is a gorgeous girl with an amazing personality. Heissle is the most beautiful and perfect girl I’ve laid my eyes on, She is nice, and funny, takes care of people, and makes my day better just by looking in my direction. When I see her and her insanely beautiful eyes and her smile that is so pretty no words can describe it my smile comes around and no matter how bad my day was just seeing her eyes makes me happy. Heissel you are so special and perfect to me, I don't think I could find a single flaw in you. The more I’ve talked to you, the more I've come to realize that there is so much of you than what meets the eye. I swear if you saw me from my eyes you would never feel insecure again. You are so perfect Heissel.

“Look at Heissel walking by with her beautiful hair”

heissel by Bloooobs November 19, 2023

Hesseltine 

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Hesseltine BS Skills 

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

Hesseltine BS Skills by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020

Hessel 

Ancient Teutonic word meaning 'man with the big sword'. As a name it was usually bestowed upon clan leaders. The Hessel of a clan was privileged to have multiple wives, and was allowed to entertain the wives of other clan members at will in intercourse as part of his privileges.

'My wive is unable do the shopping today, she cannot walk due to the Hessel she received in her hut last night'

Hessel by Freddy3 August 9, 2006

Hesseling 

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

Hesseling by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

hessel 

To be extremely well "equipped" in the pants. (aka big penis)

From German and Ancient Teutonic descent

Those Hessels put the whole neighborhood to shame.

hessel by echolopia September 28, 2006