henssel 

He is very smart and won't lie to you ever in his life, no matter what his heart will stick to you if you ever have a chance with him. Hes a great friend and he will always have your back. He has great since of humor and is incredibly intelligent. He's very romantic and who he loves will always be his lover. No one can stop him for what he wants. He ]cute] and doesn't know it. A girl.can be lucky to have him. He will treat you like your the only girl in the world. He's brave, athletic, smart hilarious, positive, romantic,and when he smiles at you, your whole world goes right side up. Everyone likes to be around Him. He does hilariousthings to get your attention. He [will always check if your alright, and always says I love

you. He can be very loud, but in a funny way.

Linda: Henssel wrote me a love letter!
Grace: This is your 10th one!

henssel by AnneSky234 January 14, 2018

Hanssel 

One of the world's most adorable cute man you will ever meet in your life.A man who is understandable who you can never forget one day not talking to him will be a nightmare because you will miss how much he brought you happiness, love, no words can describe him at all. He can make your day everyday. By his jokes his ways to make you be in a good mood and not in a bad mood. He will give you his support on whatever you decide a shoulder you can lean on.

Hanssel is the most amazing guy you will meet you will never get bored talking to him.

Hanssel by Aide August 20, 2016

Hesseltine 

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Hesseltine BS Skills 

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

Hesseltine BS Skills by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020

Hessel 

Ancient Teutonic word meaning 'man with the big sword'. As a name it was usually bestowed upon clan leaders. The Hessel of a clan was privileged to have multiple wives, and was allowed to entertain the wives of other clan members at will in intercourse as part of his privileges.

'My wive is unable do the shopping today, she cannot walk due to the Hessel she received in her hut last night'

Hessel by Freddy3 August 9, 2006

Hesseling 

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

Hesseling by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

Katie Hensell 

I’m her bitch

I’m Katie hensells bitch

Katie Hensell by HybridWalker August 12, 2019