An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
-Mitch Hedberg
-Mitch Hedberg
by MudgeMalog December 02, 2018
Coming from the Swedish goaltender Johann Hedberg. Of or referring to the condition of being a homosexual.
by James April 23, 2004