heiberg 

A Norwegian Viking stud. An explorer bound by no laws. Conquerors of any obstacles to arise. Incredibly handsome, strong and confident. Don’t mess with a Heiberg.

Yo dude are you a Viking?

Well I am a Heiberg..so yes.
Damn it feels good to be in the presence of greatness

heiberg by Norabour November 22, 2021

Herberg Middle School 

a school of filthy annoying ass kids that smell at 7 am in the morning each day. the school currently has a methane gas problem that kids are breathing in. Full of nicotine addicts. Mrs. Castonguay the 8th grade math teacher is a whole witch. The seventh graders also think they run the school.

You go to Herberg Middle School?

Yeah, yesterday I walked in on seventh graders feining over a juul.

Herberg Middle School by Unknown thotty bitch December 9, 2019

mitch hedberg 

A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.

(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"

and

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

And who could forget...

"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"

mitch hedberg by Twalger April 29, 2005

mitch hedberg 

He died...the funniest man ever died... R.I.P

we'll never froget you mitch.

mitch hedberg by ... April 1, 2005

Mitch Hedberg 

Seeing Mitch perform live (about a year before he died) was the best moment of my life. All of you are right: He's the funniest person that ever lived, and the world is much less funny without him.

Mitch Hedberg -isms:

"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."

"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."

Mitch Hedberg by Her Royal Hard A** October 26, 2006

hibergayting 

When a dude has some gay tendencies that seems noticeable but he insists he's straight.

Bryan is friends with so many chicks, huh?!?. He must be hibergayting, bro.

hibergayting by Vincentq21 December 2, 2016

Mitch Hedberg 

The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!

Mitch Hedberg by Smitty Joe May 29, 2005