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A totally awesome German dude who smokes and drinks like there's no tomorrow, fucks tons of bitches with his 13" dick, and will eventually save the world from the evils of shitty education.
Holy fuck, there's Johann
by AwesomerIII June 28, 2011
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A talented and truly dedicated musician who is either a virtuoso or revered prodigy of the musical arts.
Damn, he's really good at the piano! What a Johann!
by MusicSociety June 30, 2011
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Many See Johann Sebastian Bach as an excessively talented composer of many famous symphonies, this being true he was more renowned for being the original gangster. With nobody wanting to get close enough to join his gang or anyone daring to start a rival gang he simply stood alone. Johann was forced to target innocent victims to continue his blood lust. Usually upper-class people at banquents. His weapon of choice being an extremely dull axe, so dull that it might as well not even be an axe, he would hang out of his one-man chariot and reduce the victims skull to the consistency of mashed potatoes. The only clue that Johann's victims had of their rapidly approaching fate was Johann battle cry which was in fact his name:

JO-HANN!!!
"Oh my god I think I see JoHANN!"

-mashed potatoes-
by Dylustin March 08, 2008
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Used to describe an awesome sick dude who has luscious hair. He attracts girls the same way mosquitoes are attracted to him.
Pronounced- Je-O-Ha-en
by Walking Dictionary wizard June 24, 2017
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A smart, loving, loyal, amazing person. Grows up to be a great dad and husband to his wife and children.

They are usually a business man and are very good at solving problems, still managing to look funny and amazing while doing it.
Me: wow that girl has a Johann

I wish I had a Johann!
by The girl with blue, gold ey September 30, 2018
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A dude that is 181cm tall, bad at fortnite but better than Alden. This two dudes never ever, as a team, get victory royal. Not kind, maybe the worst two guys on earth. But better than Marcus!
Johann is better than Marcus.
by I know you johann July 25, 2018
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