Helberg
The last name of a big booty Latina, Helbergs usually sit around on their iPads and do big booty Latina things like drawing on procreate 24/7. They also take the fattest shits.
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Eric Helberg
Eric Helberg by jamesjugglesjam February 14, 2021
Related Words
Helberg • Eric Helberg • hedberg • Herberger • Héberge • hedbergian • heiberg • helber • helbert • helberth
Herberg Middle School
a school of filthy annoying ass kids that smell at 7 am in the morning each day. the school currently has a methane gas problem that kids are breathing in. Full of nicotine addicts. Mrs. Castonguay the 8th grade math teacher is a whole witch. The seventh graders also think they run the school.
Herberg Middle School by Unknown thotty bitch December 9, 2019
mitch hedberg
A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
mitch hedberg by Twalger April 29, 2005
mitch hedberg
mitch hedberg by ... April 1, 2005
Mitch Hedberg
Seeing Mitch perform live (about a year before he died) was the best moment of my life. All of you are right: He's the funniest person that ever lived, and the world is much less funny without him.
Mitch Hedberg -isms:
"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."
"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."
"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."
"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."
"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."
Mitch Hedberg by Her Royal Hard A** October 26, 2006
Mitch Hedberg
The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.
Mitch Hedberg by Smitty Joe May 29, 2005
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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