3 definitions by Twalger

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A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"


"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

And who could forget...

"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
by Twalger April 29, 2005
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(adj) The descriptive word of crap.
"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"
by Twalger March 25, 2005
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Possibly the greatest comedy song ever written. It was written by Wierd Al Yancovic, a very funny artist. It is aprox. 11:22 long, and is featured in his album Running with Scissors.
"Hey guess what? I know all the words of Wierd al's Albuquerque!"
"Oh, yea? Well, sing it to me!"
"Well, I would, except we're not talking, i am posting a definition of the song on UrbanDictionary.com and I would post all the words, but unfortunately i cant because the stupid thing says that i have used the word 'said' too much... which is very true."
"Ah, I see. I will go look up the lyrics and download the song, then."
by Twalger April 29, 2005
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