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Pouring boiling hot water onto a girl's vagina just before sex in order to orgasm sooner

My girl wanted to try heatage last night. Everything went well besides the soggy sheets

Just after heatage last night, everything felt like a boiling slip and slide...it was awesome

heatage by ClownOfNightmare October 1, 2018

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Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

Heapage Contingency by Cretzel April 12, 2021

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Heatgender

It’s dumb ass gacha life saying they are heatgender but what the fuck is that- there is no such thing as heatgender,they think they are in the lgbtq+ but they just wanna say slurs

Person1: Can I tell u something.?
Person2:Yea wassup?
Person1: I’m...Im heatgender!
Person2:beats the hell out of them
Person2: NO- THERE IS NO THING AS HEATGENDER DUMBASS

Heatgender by Joe Andy January 23, 2021

Heavage

The aggressive demonstration of a man’s pectoral muscles through a low cut mens shirt.

That tank top really shows of your heavage.

Heavage by Dorp02 February 25, 2022

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Hatage a trois

Hatery involving a circle of three people.

Hope was hating on Jessica, who was hating Katie, who was hating Hope, at the time. It was a hatage a trois.

Hatage a trois by Madfat April 20, 2009

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headage

when someone randomly exposes the head of their dick to you to gross you out

jizzosh asked tallweak if he wants to see headage and tallweak said hell no, a minute later jizzosh said check this out and he shower tallweak his headage

headage by TheJoeCarterShow January 15, 2009

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Heavage

Male cleavage.

Him+cleavage=Heavage.

Is Steve wearing a V-Neck?
Dude's showin' some heavage!

Heavage by Buzz_Aldrin December 2, 2009

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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