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Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway
"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"
Heapage Contingency by Cretzel April 12, 2021

Heatgender 

It’s dumb ass gacha life saying they are heatgender but what the fuck is that- there is no such thing as heatgender,they think they are in the lgbtq+ but they just wanna say slurs
Person1: Can I tell u something.?
Person2:Yea wassup?
Person1: I’m...Im heatgender!
Person2:beats the hell out of them
Person2: NO- THERE IS NO THING AS HEATGENDER DUMBASS
Heatgender by Joe Andy January 23, 2021
The aggressive demonstration of a man’s pectoral muscles through a low cut mens shirt.
That tank top really shows of your heavage.
Heavage by Dorp02 February 25, 2022

Hatage a trois

Hatery involving a circle of three people.
Hope was hating on Jessica, who was hating Katie, who was hating Hope, at the time. It was a hatage a trois.
Hatage a trois by Madfat April 20, 2009
when someone randomly exposes the head of their dick to you to gross you out
jizzosh asked tallweak if he wants to see headage and tallweak said hell no, a minute later jizzosh said check this out and he shower tallweak his headage
headage by TheJoeCarterShow January 15, 2009
Male cleavage.

Him+cleavage=Heavage.
Is Steve wearing a V-Neck?
Dude's showin' some heavage!
Heavage by Buzz_Aldrin December 2, 2009