Hatage 

The credability of ones hat.

The credability of ones hat.

"man that is some serious hatage"

"That's some hatage shes got!"

Hatage by Sean-h December 21, 2008

Hatage a trois

Hatery involving a circle of three people.

Hope was hating on Jessica, who was hating Katie, who was hating Hope, at the time. It was a hatage a trois.

Hatage a trois by Madfat April 20, 2009

Haagen Daze 

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.

I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.

Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

Hatake Kakashi 

The coolest goddam shinobi ever to roam the universe.

Hatake Kakashi saved many lives.

Hatake Kakashi by Kakashi October 18, 2003

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.

The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

Häagen-Dazs thighs by macrent2 July 31, 2009

They have Häagen-Daz 

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!

Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)

They have Häagen-Daz by Branta NoName February 18, 2019

haagen dazs 

synonymous with life

haagen dazs? more like haagen dAWESOME!!!!!

haagen dazs by Dudley D July 27, 2008