headage

when someone randomly exposes the head of their dick to you to gross you out

jizzosh asked tallweak if he wants to see headage and tallweak said hell no, a minute later jizzosh said check this out and he shower tallweak his headage

by TheJoeCarterShow January 15, 2009

Heapage Contingency

When you add a little bit to your calculations for ball leeway

"I'm gonna say 121 plus some Heapage Contingency"

by Cretzel April 12, 2021

HEADGET

A copy paste mistake

Person 1: GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD

Person 2: Whats a headget?

Person 1: A copy paste mistake

by realmuselk March 11, 2021

Heavage

The aggressive demonstration of a man’s pectoral muscles through a low cut mens shirt.

That tank top really shows of your heavage.

by Dorp02 February 25, 2022

headgear

tortue made for the children (and some adults) of the world.

A- my orthodontist is making me wear torture made for children
B- headgear?
A- yup.

by chihuahuacheese January 6, 2011

Heavage

Male cleavage.

Him+cleavage=Heavage.

Is Steve wearing a V-Neck?
Dude's showin' some heavage!

by Buzz_Aldrin December 2, 2009

Heavage

When an amply bosomed woman breathes deeply and quickly as out of fear, arousal or some other excitement so that her propped-up, pushed-together, plunging-neckline-revealed chest rises and falls vigorously, drawing attention to her heaving cleavage.

We burst into her bedchambers, and at once we could tell that Dracula had just been there seconds before, as evidenced by the dear, tormented lady's wild eyes, languid lips and the violently pumping heavage that threatened to tear the delicate threads of her gossamer nightgown asunder!

by Phraser July 26, 2009