heartwash 

To make a product or service appear to be healthy by touting a few good features and ignoring the bad features. Phrases like fat free and cholesterol free may be applied to high calorie candy (like Twizzlers).

Oatmeal reduces cholesterol (ignores that you must add lots of sugar to make palatable)

www.pistachiohealth.com says "Pistachios are Heart Healthy"

The American Egg Board says "Find out what makes Luke incredible. Here's a hint energy for the body & mind." www.aeb.org/ This heartwashes eggs, ignoring the high cholesterol.

Milk does a body good!

"Feel Good About Loving Beef Isn’t it great that a food you crave can be so good for you too?" say Cattlemen's Beef Board and National Cattlemen's Beef Association.

heartwash by Zzzorn August 7, 2009

heartgasms 

This means to have an orgasm from the heart, not sexually but the same amount of pleasure as an orgasm.

Josh: you give me heartgasms
you: no way!
Josh: yes you make my heart nut

heartgasms by virxtuaI May 8, 2021

heartache 

1.That gnawing feeling that tells you that you will never love any other as much as you loved the asswipe responsible for your broken heart.
2.Usually accompanied by feelings of self recrimination.

The only way to ease heartache is to make jokes about the ball licker who smashed your love to smithereens.

heartache by Faith January 26, 2005

headwash 

A blow job; to give oral sex to a man. This term was a popular 1980's slang. It is seing a resurgance along with other 80's terms such as dork and joystick.

I caught a headwash from this girl I met at the bar the other night.

headwash by toast455 July 1, 2005

heartache 

a complete waste of time. but it isn’t your choice. your heart is literally aching. it feels like there is a hole in your chest. or someone is screaming inside of you. it is usually caused by an asshole who you loved but didn’t love you back. that asshole made you think he did though

i have terrible heartache for the one i love that doesn’t feel the same

heartache by i’m broken a little August 8, 2019

heartache 

Emotional pain; the horrible feeling of a black hole sitting in your chest where your heart should be. Other feelings one may experience include a inability to catch one's breath and getting all choked up. Usually occurs after a breakup or when one is worrying excessively about something.

1. My boyfriend just broke up with me, and I can barely breathe with this heartache in my chest.

2. I care aout my friends so much, and sometimes I worry enough so to give me heartache.

heartache by Christina Hart July 20, 2005

Heartache 

the song that plays when you fight Toriel in Undertale

A: what's your favorite song in the Undertale OST?
B: heartache

Heartache by nikolapekovicarr August 25, 2019