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When a person has a heart attack and a mild to severe stroke at the same time. This is the number one killer of african americans and overweight people.

Got damn, if you keep eating all dem fried porkchops, you gonna have a damn heartastroke!!!

heartastroke by poolpimp November 10, 2008

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HeartaStroke

A heart attack and stroke combined. Due to multiple overwhelming situations that occurred in back to back interval.

Her dog was killed. She failed her exam. She gained 20 lbs & her husband was a cross dresser after all of these problems Sydney had a HeartaStroke.

HeartaStroke by Jupiter Jupiter August 8, 2022

Heartastroke

To have a heart attack and stroke at same time.

You scared me so bad you almost gave me a heartastroke

Heartastroke by Marcaidus July 18, 2024

heatstroke

n. 1. Collapse caused by exposure to excessive heat. 2. Vigorous unlubricated masturbation resulting in varying degrees of friction burns.

Heatstroker. n. One who heatstrokes.

I got heatstroke from runnin in the sun yesterday.

Fuck the lube! I'm a heatstroker.

heatstroke by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004

Alaskan Heatstroke

An Alaskan Heatstroke is when you invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. You sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. When the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your dick down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.

I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan Heatstroke on the last day of Fall.

Alaskan Heatstroke by ShakeSicle April 6, 2009

Heatstroke in the Hot Tub

A condition marked by fever or unconsciousness due to excessive exposure to hot water.

My friend Jed had a heatstroke in the hot tub and was admitted to the hospital.

Heatstroke in the Hot Tub by Doctorjed March 4, 2019

Heartstroke

an act where a penis is used to rub against a heart, effectively stroking it. May be a fetish.

"Oh man i can't wait to heartstroke again i love her so much!"

"dude... she's dead..."

"..huh?"

Heartstroke by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026