Hardwashed

A person who has lived under the wing of brainwashing, has consumed brainwashing material and GREATLY affected by propaganda put out on alternative media's, and will greatly disapprove trying to listen to any other side trying they're hardest to bash them and prove themselves "victorious" in a battle that never was meant, all due to pride from being Hardwashed.

"I can't believe that guy believes all that, he'll keep denying it he's Hardwashed"

"He kept telling me I was wrong, but he couldn't see the bigger picture! He's clearly Hardwashed"

by Sleepyfox January 14, 2021

handwasher

Similar to fisting but using both hands inside the orifice of choice and mimicking washing your hands with soap or such.

That girl was so loose I finally got to use the handwasher last night!

by Louise46 May 26, 2009

Handwasher

NOUN mass noun a person that washes their hands rigorously

• a person that washes other people's hands.

• a person that washes another person named "Joses" hands

• a wet Aardvark

David : howdy Samantha have you heard of the new 'handwasher' in town?

Samantha : howdy david, aven't heard of 'em, but that's exciting! Yippeee!

David : isn't it? God bless America.

by theguythatinventedthewordatequ April 9, 2023

innocent handwasher

One who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the 'other' person thinking that you're listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.

I was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure Betsy thought i was listening to her take a shit, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.

by maddash15 August 23, 2011