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heartass 

NOT MADE BY JOSIE & JOSSI :) 😉😉
“ my best friends an heartass “
heartass by JUSTANACCONT12335 July 19, 2017
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heartass 

a word for a lovesick fool, someone who gives another person, their everything receiving nothing in return. having a hopeless crush on someone, or not being to let go of the people who clearly have no interest or care for you
person 1: i told jake how i felt about him, maybe hell actually make a move
person 2: it’s been 3 years, you're such a heartass
heartass by no snitchin May 17, 2018

heartastroke 

When a person has a heart attack and a mild to severe stroke at the same time. This is the number one killer of african americans and overweight people.
Got damn, if you keep eating all dem fried porkchops, you gonna have a damn heartastroke!!!
heartastroke by poolpimp November 10, 2008

heartissues 

The act of being absolutely dog shit at any game or activity that you do any day, and being gay.
Heartissues is dogshit at life
heartissues by Jasonhowardson December 19, 2019

heartsstack 

the most hottest and most scrumptious tiktoker to ever like on this earth they like Mitski and watching anime they are so hot.
“Have you heard of the tiktoker heartsstack?”

“Yes they’re so hot😧”
heartsstack by hrtstak August 9, 2021

Heartsstack 

The hottest tiktoker to ever exist. When you seen them you instantly have an orgasm.
“Have you seen the tiktok user heartsstack?”

“Yes, they’re so hot.”
Heartsstack by hrtstak August 14, 2021

HeartaStroke 

A heart attack and stroke combined. Due to multiple overwhelming situations that occurred in back to back interval.
Her dog was killed. She failed her exam. She gained 20 lbs & her husband was a cross dresser after all of these problems Sydney had a HeartaStroke.
HeartaStroke by Jupiter Jupiter August 8, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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