hearburn

The pain you feel in your ears from long meetings, especially due to online meetings with uncomfortable headphones.

Poor Michelle has been stuck in meetings all day and is suffering from hearburn.

by mitchell greer May 30, 2018

heartburn

A fiery ass fuck.

If you don’t have a best friend and you’re experiencing heartburn, you have one now, and their name is TUMS.

“Dood, my heart feels like it’s riding a volcano through my throat.”
“Bro..you got heartburn.”

by Mclovin 4321 June 27, 2019

Spanish Heartburn

Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass

Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.

by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018

heartburn

Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.

"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"

"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"

"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"

by William Woody August 13, 2005

hangover heartburn

the extreme heartburn that follows a heavy night of drinking. typically associated with gut rot, swamp ass and other inebriation-related symptoms.

Bob: Hey fella, would you like to have some coffee, tomatoes and hydrochloric acid? it's real tasty.

Fella: no way man, my hangover heartburn prevents me from having any acidic foods, regardless of taste profile. also, kill me, this pain sucks

by dhobiwala July 26, 2012

Mexican heartburn

A hot and firey rash on the keister, caused by eating hot sauce or hot peppers.

After eating a delicious meal at El Pollo Borracho, Margaret got a Mexican heartburn. "It was worth it," she said.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005

heartburn pussy

A vagina with an unpleasantly acidic taste and odor usually discovered during the act of cunnilingus in which the natural lubrication of the vagina tastes the way that heartburn feels.

She had such a wikket case of heartburn pussy that I needed a Tums and a Tagamet after I went down on her. And a shower so I could get the smell offa my face. It smelt NASTY!

by D&D68 September 28, 2010