12 definitions by William Woody

Anything that surpasses 1337,sweetness, teh hax, or other words used to define superiority. The word ubar is a misspelling of uber, which is "super" in German.
Liek i r teh ubar bcuz mai compy pwnz joo
by William Woody June 2, 2006
The coolest thing to scream over Xbox live everytime you hit/kill/pwn/dominate anyone.
<1337haxx0r69> OMG SHORYUKEN!!!11!!!111!!!11!!!!1
<Icantplaygames> u r annoying, go get a g/f dude
<1337haxx0r69> I have one...jenny .jpeg
by William Woody November 30, 2005
Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.
"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"

"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"

"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"
by William Woody July 22, 2005
A fun prank to pull on your friends while theyre distracted. Quickly say homosaywhat, theyll say what, hilarity will ensue.
Good times are had when calling friends homos. Especially when using homosaywhat.
by William Woody February 16, 2006
Fucking Man Boobs

The act of rubbing your penis all over an older mans boobs. Works best with chest hair.
"Dude, me and Bob had such a good time FMB all night"

"I like FMB, its the only thing I live for"
by William Woody August 26, 2005
1. The act of getting what is essentially getting a nights sleep in a fraction of the time.

2. An afternoon nap to keep you up later that night.
"Whew, had to power nap last night. Exams = pwning me."

"Hey, I gotta power nap for a bit so I can mack on some bitches. Ill see ya in a few."

"I had to power nap last night when Jen got done with me, especially after she brought those ponies in."
by William Woody January 11, 2006
Genearl nerd with no friends outside of his anime. He repels all hopes of being gay by watching only lesbian porn, sometimes changing to beastiality. Seen over 330 hours of anime total, has no life outside of his home. Genearl Fag.
"Have you seen Louie Geier?"
"No, he is always in his room wanking off"

"Louie Geier watches to much anime"

"Louie Geier stuff tissues in his bra"

"Louie Geier touches himself in school"
by William Woody May 11, 2005