A person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. For an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.
Tony: Hey Tez, i think we should get the fuck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!
Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!
Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.
Whenever you are high and you start to get a headache. Like fr blood rushes to a dick and it’s a boner, blood rushes to the head and it’s a headache. Same thing so headboner.
Guy 1:I smoked a joint and took a fat rip of some nic.
Guy 2: I bet you had a massive headboner afterwards.
Guy 1: Oh yeah I did.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.