172 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

An audible fart. An expulsion of waste gaseous hydrocarbons from the anus, accompanied by an audible roar or blatt, discernable by even the hearing impaired.
Miss Chalmers entertained the Ladies' Sewing Circle by blowing a raucous binderfender.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005
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Free ham.

From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005
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A roll of stink weed rolled in paper, found in the mouth of a redneck, skank, monkey, idiot, wino, bum, or fool. It is the cause of ash tray breath.

A Camel butt.
Belinda thinks she smells good with a cigarette in her mouth.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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A limousine liberal pollutocrat who wanted to tax YOUR pants off to pay for socialist medicine and free abortions for all soccer moms.

A liberal twit who shoots geese to show he's really a good ol boy at heart. He wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns.

A pantywaist who wants all prancing poofters to get married. Then maybe all the little doggies and kitties can get married too. And the horsey set people can marry their horses.
John Kerry is a mush wimp liberal who wants YOUR wallet.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.

The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
No man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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A beverage that can not be purchased, but only rented.
As Jimmy Jack headed for the can, he told his buddy, "Watch my beer, Ermal. I'm goin' to pay my rent."
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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A beverage that cannot be purchased; only rented.
You can't buy beer. You can only rent it.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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