trots

Braughton got the trots in her office and didn't make it to the can. This is one of those sent-from-Heaven events that embarrasses the most arrogant of soccer moms.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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trots

Loose bowels. The drizzy shits.
Braughton got the trots at her office this morning and didn't make it to the can.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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zorch cow

Cool, fresh, outta sight, real George. Common in the early 1950s.
That was a zorch cow game.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Duck Ass

A hairstyle from the mid 1950s that resembled a duck's arse. Both men and women wore this hairstyle. On men, it was held in place with grease. Also called a D.A.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005
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Amos 'n' Andy

The first television show with a black cast. The entrance of black entertainers into mainstream America. The television show to which all black entertainers owe a great debt of thanks. A mighty funny comedy show. A show despised and feared by white liberal twits, who say it is racist because the Kingfish is a con artist and Andy is stupid. White liberals say that, if you watch this show, you will think that ALL black people are con artists or stupid. If you watch it, you will surely get a compulsion to put on a bedsheet and burn a cross on your neighbor's lawn. (White liberals do not say that if you watch Training Day, you will think that all black people talk toilet talk and are violent. Why not?)
Hillary Clinton and John Kerry do NOT want you to watch Amos 'n' Andy, so there must be something mighty good about it.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 07, 2005
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Sissy

A guy who gets out of the bathtub to take a leak. A guy who takes his chew out before he eats.
Walden is a great big sissy. He steps into the can to scratch his arse.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 11, 2008
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Sissy

A male person who wants to vote for Quean Hillary. A male person who wants Quean Hillary to tell him what to do and when to do it, and how much money to pay in taxes to support mexicans and colored guys. A male person who wants Quean Hillary to make his children wards of the state.
Trent is a big sissy. He wants Quean Hillary to be president. He wants her to tell him when he may wipe is arse. He wants his kids to be wards of the state and raised in a Quean Hillary Village.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
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