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headmonster 

some who suck on dick alot
headmonster by jimmy April 14, 2004
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Head monster 

Female that loves to suck dick from one or multiple guys. Female with dick sucking addiction.
Melissa AKA head monster is getting married today

head monster 

a person (usually a female) who "gives head" (oral sex) with frequency and is known for this. also used to term high school sluts who don't put out but "go down"
Allison is definitely a head monster who has blown the entire senior basketball team.
head monster by lisagirl April 7, 2003

headmaster

headmaster, n.

(1) the principal of a school or similar educational institution

(2) someone who is really good at oral sex
I got sent to the headmaster.
headmaster by IKEA May 12, 2004

Headmaster

head·mas·ter
/ˌhedˈmastər/
noun
(especially in private schools) the man in charge of a school; the principal.
The headmaster appears to have everything under control.
Headmaster by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

headmaster's duty 

The act of soliciting for the purposes of prostitution, i.e. a girl "working" in a bar, usually with unnecessarily revealing skirts and tops.

Has its origins in South London; etymology rumoured to be an oft-absent headteacher caught soliciting in the late 1970s. In order to avoid direct reference, the claim that he was doing his 'duty' evolved into 'headmaster's duty'.
I think she's probably up for a bit of headmaster's duty

headmaster

a girl who is popular/well-known for sucking a lot of cock (often in a particular area or place)
Yo! Yesterday, after the party, the headmaster gave me a nice ass bj!
headmaster by Con Artist 101 December 2, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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