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Head Juice 

Leak bodily fluids from eyes, nose or mouth. Can include the sensation of 'leaking' from the head when tripping.
1. Mop up your head juice from laughing so much, dude!

2. Pass the tissues. I feel like I am drowning in my own head juice from these 'shrooms.
Head Juice by Diz-nit October 6, 2009

Head Juice 

Juice that seeps from the head, often staining pillow cases a dark yellow-brown. Whilst commonly believed to result from dirty hair, the juice actually seeps from the head itself.
"Yuck! Why has your pillow case turned yellow?"

"Don't mind that, it's just some head juice."
Head Juice by juicyhead August 10, 2025

juice head 

someone who does steroids and is an asshole.
EW! Look at that greasy red-faced juice head. He loves steroids.
juice head by kat June 19, 2006

Juice head 

Juice head is someone abusing steroids almost to a point of addiction, Usually steming from underlying issues of self worth or confidence.

Sure signs of juice head: Nautal developed muscle is usually ridgid with a grainy look with sharp edges. clear visible veins from blood viscosity. (Developed muscle is scar tissue)

Juice Heads look "Puffy" or "Swollen" another term "Swoll" Typically this is only a temporary look as the muscle is retaining more fluid. so continual use is need to obtain look.

Puffy face, alot of juicers are un-proportioned meaning larger upper body with skinny legs.

Side effects: Trashed liver, possible greasy skin (Achne) debateable anger issues. Thyroid problems, natural growth failure (growth hormone)in adolesents, decrease in natural Testosterone leading to shrinking of testicles.

"Juice"- long time code among atheletes in bodybuilding and strength training.

Added "Head" usually meaning someone who takes it to the extreme or only motivated by a particular. Ex: Dick head, Pot head, crack head.
HaHa look at that dumbass juice head, wanna buy him a milk?!
Juice head by 2chase February 20, 2011

juice head gorilla 

A juicehead gorilla is a hot, jacked, Italian man. Typically from jersey, but possibly the surrounding areas. They should be tan, have a six pac and be able to dance sexy in da club. Total lady killer but sometimes susceptible to gernades. Term used frequently on jersey shore the tv show.
I need a juice head gorilla in my life!

Gorilla Juice Head 

a term used by "Snookie", a co-star of the popular ( in 2010 ) MTV reality TV show 'Jersey Shore'. "Gorilla" refers to a big, muscular guy, and "juice head" refers to steroid use (juice is the street name for steroids). So, Snookie is always on the lookout for a 'Gorilla Juice Head' to take back to the MTV Jersey Shore home, even if it is being filmed, to have casual, one night stand sex with.

Interestingly, she wants a well built, tan, good looking guy, yet she happens to be a chunky, unattractive little dwarf -- something you would normally see at a carnival freak show at the turn of the century
Snookie: "I am going to find a Gorilla Juice Head tonight at the club, and come home and get it in!"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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