Snookie

Snookie \Snuh key/, noun- A white trash dwarf that has gotten skin cancer through over use of tanning beds, has replaced her nails with actual glass and speaks in broken in English and is a festering cesspool of STDS. Also a Snookie cannot go a day without getting knocked out. You may encounter a wild snookie in dumbfuckistan(new jersey) during the summer time

"The children were frightened as a Snookie approached them asking for beer money"

by 18th century aristocrat January 19, 2010

Snookie

To get knocked the f*ck out.

That dude was hittin on my girl so I straight snookied his ass.

by SterlingShake643 December 19, 2009

Snookie

A name for the shortest most hobbit-like person in a group of friends, typically someone who tries to deny or takes offense to comments about their small stature. This should be used in place of the person's real name.

Hey Snookie do you need a booster seat for that barstool or should i just put you on my shoulders?

Dammit Snookie! Maybe we could get more girls if you weren't always creepin around like Bilbo Baggins.

by Donny who loved Bowling January 27, 2010

Snookie

Main Entry: Snoo· kie
Pronunciation: \sə-noo-key-\
Function: noun, adjective
Date: 2009

: relating to or being a dirty vagina : maintaining a superficial outlook esp. concerning promiscuity: extraordinary nasty and probably bad smelling up close

— snoo·kie·ish adverb

— snoo·kie·d transitive verb

"Damn Regg! That snookie made my house stink!"

"Is that a snookie I smell, or did someone microwave a cat?"

"James got snookied by a prostitute at his bachelor party."

by KB5K February 03, 2010

Snookie

An anal sex move involving a pale white dwarf that speaks in broken english and has melanoma from over tanning. Pickle penetration is the most common form.

Brother, I just snookied your sister. she took a whole jar of pickles in her ass.

by Pickle Pumper March 08, 2011

Snookie

An ugly creature with orange skin, walks around humping people and screaming "SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!" it is fat and wears to much jewelry, and too-small tops. ~Courtesy of South Park

Kyle: OH FUCK ITS AFTER ME!
Snookie: SNOOKIE! SNOOKIE!

by fhnfdbjnsd December 26, 2013

Snookie

The smallest most hobbit like person on a team

Northwestern quarterback Dan Persa sure is a dirty little snookie.

by Donie who loved Bowling January 26, 2010