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1. guy_1: Whoa! What's that in the sky? A turd bomb?
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!
2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!
3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb
guy_2: Yes, a turd bomb!
2. guy_1: Who the hell left this turd bomb in the toilet?!
3. guy_1: Look at that turd bomb sitting on the bench...
guy_2: He cursed me out; he's an ass...turd bomb
by iMilk=♥ January 17, 2009
girl 1: Damn girl, you titties look nice! How'd you get them that way?
girls 2: I thought it was obvious. I used a titty-toner!
girls 2: I thought it was obvious. I used a titty-toner!
by iMilk=♥ February 10, 2009