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Hey hayvan come here.
i know that you are fukin hayvan.
hayvan by AK August 27, 2003
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havana banana 

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)
Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.
havana banana by major Doko June 23, 2009
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A cute, small, breed of dog, native to Cuba. Havanese range from 7 lbs to 15 lbs, and stand from 8 in to 14 in. Havanese have a high, arched tail, and a silky double coat. Havanese come in any color, and any pattern. Havanese are extremely playful dogs, and are very smart. They are good with all animals, and make GREAT canine good citizens, therapy dogs, agility champions, and show dogs.
Wow! Her Havanese is sooo cute!

I want a Havanese, cause they are just so darn AWESOME!

Person: What breed is that ADORABLE dog you have?
You: Oh, he/she is a havanese.
Havanese by Awesome Dog Lover June 10, 2011
a sexy yellow banana god. he created life makes all live happily.
have you praised to our lord and saviour haydana today.
haydana by haydana lover August 31, 2017

havvanur 

a girl who is amazing, cute, and an all around great person. Sometimes thinks too low of herself, but has no reason to at all. She is easy to love, and has a great personality. Generally younger than the rest, but definately one of the greatest people alive.
We need havvanur
havvanur by Mrlove youdd February 26, 2017

Meet Me In Havana Casserole 

Any casserole that is bound to give you explosive diarrhea - a Havana Omelet.
"Meet Me In Havana Casserole" Originally named after a deer camp meal made from a head of purple cabbage - chopped, six jalapenos sliced, one pound of chorizo, and one diced yellow onion. All of the ingredients are mixed together covered and baked for one hour at 350 degrees.

On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!

Haydancing

The propensity to want to change the subject, attack the source or otherwise ignore any suggestion that there are healthcare issues in the United States. Especially when compared to other countries. Someone who consistantly ignores questions and tries to blame individuals for getting sick, having babies and then not having the ability to pay.
Haydancing says There is no problem in healthcare and anyone who wants universal coverage is a socialist.

Because of serious potential health risks, Haydancing is and can <b>only</b> be done by people who themselves benefit from excellent health insurance!
Haydancing says There is no problem in healthcare and anyone who wants universal coverage is a socialist.
Haydancing by TheRealMaxterFromTexas February 21, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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