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Honestly she is a blessing in human form. If you're lucky enough to have her as a girlfriend never let her go. She will stand by you through the hardest of times and will never leave you no matter whot you do. She is loyal, kind and has a smile that could light up the room. Her beauty is unmatched and the only thing more incredible than her beauty is her personality. She definitely sent from above.
Bro I wish my girlfriend was a Havanah...
Havanah by Stitch<3. November 22, 2021
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Biggest bitch in the world! Also gorgeous and takes good selfies
"I'm so jealous, Havanah takes gorgeous selfies, the bitch! "
havanah by Spohia November 18, 2016
Honestly she is a blessing in human form. With brown eyes like pools of honey in the sun. She will win you over at first glance. She's kind, trustworthy and the most loving person you'll ever come across. Once you get pass her sarcasm which really isn't bad, you'll see that there's just a beautiful soul who would do anything for the one she loves. If you're lucky enough to have her as your girlfriend never let her go she's definitely the one you want to be with for the rest of your life. Her beauty is unmatched, her personality is perfect and her loyalty will leave you speechless . She's the greatest person you'll ever meet in your lifetime.
Havanah by Stitch<3. November 22, 2021

Havanah Muzzle 

When you take the extra skin of your scrotum and smother your partner as if using a muzzle. Works best when your balls are really hanging low from being in a hot place for awhile.
That bitch wanted to try something new last night, and since the AC was broke, I gave her the Havanah Muzzle.
Havanah Muzzle by blakleydavid August 4, 2009

heave a havanah 

To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf
Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.
heave a havanah by captkerk June 11, 2006

havana banana 

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)
Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.
havana banana by major Doko June 23, 2009

Meet Me In Havana Casserole 

Any casserole that is bound to give you explosive diarrhea - a Havana Omelet.
"Meet Me In Havana Casserole" Originally named after a deer camp meal made from a head of purple cabbage - chopped, six jalapenos sliced, one pound of chorizo, and one diced yellow onion. All of the ingredients are mixed together covered and baked for one hour at 350 degrees.

On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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