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Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.
Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*
Haywood Jablomi by J-Smoove June 18, 2006
that horse hung white dude that dicked down your wife and your mom
Hagood just called and told me that he coming over to cum all over my wifes titties
Hagood by chubby_chaser May 6, 2019
The fat hamood in hamood land. He eats non stop.
Haymood ate everything In my fridge.
Haymood by Hamood fan September 16, 2020
Someones crotch area, penis or balls.
Wtf man you just touched my haymood!”
Haymood by Haymood June 17, 2018

HAYBOODY 

a foul scent that is a mixture of farm and dirty butt
Did you smell that girl? She smelled like hayboody.
HAYBOODY by Edizzlewizzle April 23, 2019

haywooding

When you have the urge to kill someone but don't act on it.
Ryan stop haywooding.