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A slothlike animal. It can typically be found lounging on a couch. Hagoods love to talk about absurd shit as well as play computer games. They tend to construct messy nests of dirty clothes and frat cups. Hagoods have perfectly fine intentions but have been known to irritate others by nesting in already occupied space.
"Dude, is that a Hagood; i didn't know they actually exist?!"

"Yeah, i know man, thats cus they sleep all the time."
hagood by Mother Alpha December 14, 2008
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haboodle 

We are hoping to find our haboodle
haboodle by Harper Lee1 February 24, 2023

hamoodism 

The religion of our lord and savior Hamood, his prophet, Camelo, and Camood their child. The religion was started by the instagrammer , white_sticky_pee, one of the original Hamoodists. The 25th of every month Hamoodists celebrate Hamood and post him on instagram 8 times.
Hamoodism is an epik religion
hamoodism by Hamoodist January 8, 2018

Mocha Hagotdi 

An acronym meaning "Make Our Customers Happy and Have a Good Time Doing It", a company slogan used by Massachusetts air carrier Cape Air. It has also gained popularity as a phrase used by many airline pilots and Air Traffic Controllers (ATC), particularly "Boston John", an ATC based at Boston Logan Airport (KBOS).
JetBlue 447, Boston Tower. Mocha Hagotdi, Runway 04L cleared for takeoff.

Boston Tower, JetBlue 447. Runway 04L clear for takeoff,
Mocha Hagotdi.
Mocha Hagotdi by ViperPilot December 2, 2010
another ‘deez nutz’ joke. whatever you do, be mindful of what you respond with when someone says ‘hamood spelled backwards is still hamood’
jamie: hey, hamood backwards is still hamood
you: what? no, it isnt.

jamie: really, what is it then?
you: doomah
jamie: DOOMAH NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF
hamood by 😟😟what May 24, 2021