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that horse hung white dude that dicked down your wife and your mom
Hagood just called and told me that he coming over to cum all over my wifes titties
Hagood by chubby_chaser May 6, 2019
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A slothlike animal. It can typically be found lounging on a couch. Hagoods love to talk about absurd shit as well as play computer games. They tend to construct messy nests of dirty clothes and frat cups. Hagoods have perfectly fine intentions but have been known to irritate others by nesting in already occupied space.
"Dude, is that a Hagood; i didn't know they actually exist?!"

"Yeah, i know man, thats cus they sleep all the time."
hagood by Mother Alpha December 14, 2008
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haboodle 

A dream home with lots of beautiful characteristics
We are hoping to find our haboodle
haboodle by Harper Lee1 February 24, 2023
A weird thing that jumps up and down saying Hamood habibi.
Watch Hamood habibi 1-10
Hamood by Boogerfarts1 October 15, 2019

hamoodism 

The religion of our lord and savior Hamood, his prophet, Camelo, and Camood their child. The religion was started by the instagrammer , white_sticky_pee, one of the original Hamoodists. The 25th of every month Hamoodists celebrate Hamood and post him on instagram 8 times.
Hamoodism is an epik religion
hamoodism by Hamoodist January 8, 2018

Mocha Hagotdi 

An acronym meaning "Make Our Customers Happy and Have a Good Time Doing It", a company slogan used by Massachusetts air carrier Cape Air. It has also gained popularity as a phrase used by many airline pilots and Air Traffic Controllers (ATC), particularly "Boston John", an ATC based at Boston Logan Airport (KBOS).
JetBlue 447, Boston Tower. Mocha Hagotdi, Runway 04L cleared for takeoff.

Boston Tower, JetBlue 447. Runway 04L clear for takeoff,
Mocha Hagotdi.
Mocha Hagotdi by ViperPilot December 2, 2010
another ‘deez nutz’ joke. whatever you do, be mindful of what you respond with when someone says ‘hamood spelled backwards is still hamood’
jamie: hey, hamood backwards is still hamood
you: what? no, it isnt.

jamie: really, what is it then?
you: doomah
jamie: DOOMAH NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF
hamood by 😟😟what May 24, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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