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that horse hung white dude that dicked down your wife and your mom
Hagood just called and told me that he coming over to cum all over my wifes titties
Hagood by chubby_chaser May 6, 2019
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A slothlike animal. It can typically be found lounging on a couch. Hagoods love to talk about absurd shit as well as play computer games. They tend to construct messy nests of dirty clothes and frat cups. Hagoods have perfectly fine intentions but have been known to irritate others by nesting in already occupied space.
"Dude, is that a Hagood; i didn't know they actually exist?!"

"Yeah, i know man, thats cus they sleep all the time."
hagood by Mother Alpha December 14, 2008
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haboodle 

A dream home with lots of beautiful characteristics
We are hoping to find our haboodle
haboodle by Harper Lee1 February 24, 2023
A weird thing that jumps up and down saying Hamood habibi.
Watch Hamood habibi 1-10
Hamood by Boogerfarts1 October 15, 2019

hamoodism 

The religion of our lord and savior Hamood, his prophet, Camelo, and Camood their child. The religion was started by the instagrammer , white_sticky_pee, one of the original Hamoodists. The 25th of every month Hamoodists celebrate Hamood and post him on instagram 8 times.
Hamoodism is an epik religion
hamoodism by Hamoodist January 8, 2018

Mocha Hagotdi 

An acronym meaning "Make Our Customers Happy and Have a Good Time Doing It", a company slogan used by Massachusetts air carrier Cape Air. It has also gained popularity as a phrase used by many airline pilots and Air Traffic Controllers (ATC), particularly "Boston John", an ATC based at Boston Logan Airport (KBOS).
JetBlue 447, Boston Tower. Mocha Hagotdi, Runway 04L cleared for takeoff.

Boston Tower, JetBlue 447. Runway 04L clear for takeoff,
Mocha Hagotdi.
Mocha Hagotdi by ViperPilot December 2, 2010
another ‘deez nutz’ joke. whatever you do, be mindful of what you respond with when someone says ‘hamood spelled backwards is still hamood’
jamie: hey, hamood backwards is still hamood
you: what? no, it isnt.

jamie: really, what is it then?
you: doomah
jamie: DOOMAH NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF
hamood by 😟😟what May 24, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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