Hagood

that horse hung white dude that dicked down your wife and your mom

Hagood just called and told me that he coming over to cum all over my wifes titties

by chubby_chaser May 6, 2019

hagood

A slothlike animal. It can typically be found lounging on a couch. Hagoods love to talk about absurd shit as well as play computer games. They tend to construct messy nests of dirty clothes and frat cups. Hagoods have perfectly fine intentions but have been known to irritate others by nesting in already occupied space.

"Dude, is that a Hagood; i didn't know they actually exist?!"

"Yeah, i know man, thats cus they sleep all the time."

by Mother Alpha December 14, 2008