haywooding

When you have the urge to kill someone but don't act on it.

Ryan stop haywooding.

haywooding by Roosterteeth On The Spot April 3, 2015

Haywooding

Haywooding is when someone gets the wood, so good, that they refer to it being as good as Haywooding!

Omg, he gave me the wood so good last night. I was railed. I got a right good Haywooding.

Haywooding by TheHaywoodOne January 10, 2023

Holywooding It

To "Holywood it" means to lie, essentially, about something. The "it" is basically anything, usually movies or television shows. When you Holywood something, you basically over-proportionally saturated a story with exaggerations or lies in order to get the attention of people to turn into profit. The original story might have been real, however, when you Holywood it, you stretch the truth and make it into a lie. An example is basically any movie or TV show that was made from a story or real-life situation. An example of an "Holywooded" TV show is Paranormal Survivor, where the producers, animators, storyboard artists, etc. add in cliche ghost incidents and special effects. I don't doubt that the people being interviewed may have seen ghosts, but Paranormal Survivor makes the whole incident look cheesy. Another example of a "Holywooded" TV show is American Pickers where the cameras don't show the U-Haul trucks that carry the guys' stuff that they buy. The guys also never mention the other people that go out and find the places for them to "pick" (they don't really pick, the producers go to the place, scope it out, and tell Mike and Frank what is there, then Mike and Frank act surprised when they find something that they already know about). Additionally, Mike and Frank never do the actual finding of anything. When they get surprised about finding something, they are lying because the producers always scoped out that place.

Holywooding It is lying

Holywooding It by The Horse Lover September 30, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004