Someones

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That awkward moment when you REALLY want to correct someones' spelling or grammar in their status but you can't because you don't actually know them that well

Someones by Cambrioleur February 6, 2012

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Someones bitch

Someone who does everything for you, not very loved by the person you are doing stuff for. If you are someones bitch you are their slave, someone who they need to clean up for them; someone who doesnt mean alot to a significant other.

Oi bitch, go make me a sandwich you useless piece of crap.
You're not just someones bitch, your my bitch

Someones bitch by notknownx March 13, 2011

someones name

someone who really just seems like they dont like you but yet they go out with you anyway. And every day you'll get so scared that you'll loose them even though you love them but you can't fully commit to them or anyone else just in case they don't feel the same way as you.

i really dont know how to love you (someones name)

someones name by Jodycodylodybody December 6, 2020

someones fucking your bitch

When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco

Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!

someones fucking your bitch by UnToastedToast November 5, 2021

blowing smoke in someones face

A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"

All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.

blowing smoke in someones face by Tori-Nado July 11, 2021

riding someones ass

When you're driving a car and someone is less than a car length behind you.

Victoria: Hunter is such an aggressive driver. If someone isn't going 10 over the speed limit, he is always riding someones ass.

riding someones ass by HunToria March 25, 2016

cuttin' someones lunch

to have a crack at someone else's woman. Cutting the lunch that someone else prepared.

"Jeff you're cuttin' someones lunch here mate!"

cuttin' someones lunch by Laurain February 1, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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