haxpert

A person who is an expert at playing online games, and is so good that people are suspicious that they are using hacks or cheats

That haxpert shot me in the head as I was jumping! AGAIN!

by David Corder February 25, 2008

Jim Halpert

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.

Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Jim Halpert

A snack.

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.

by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019

pam halpert

The cutest girl on The Office and the cutest girl Jim dates and then marries

pam halpert is that cute girl that Jim halpert marries right?

by Theofficefan_101 September 27, 2017

Jim Halpert

THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY WHEN YOU GROW UP. HES PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. THE LORD HAS BLESSED HIM. HALLELUJAH BABY JESUS

"back off Pam, Jim is mine"
"I love you Jim"
"Jim Halpert is such a nice guy"

by tinkerbellthegirl April 13, 2020

Halpert Hair

Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.

I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.

by Dan5999 November 7, 2007

halpert

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there

by avaron September 28, 2006