Definitions by avaron

halpert 

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there.

halpert by avaron September 22, 2008

no cookie 

A negative response by a person being solicited by another person for a late-night hook-up in codewords; recently popularized on the show "The Office" (US version)

Dwight: What about that, um, meeting discuss finances later?
Angela: Okay, but don't expect any cookie.
Dwight: But what if I'm hungry??
Angela: (tersely) NO cookie.

no cookie by avaron September 21, 2008

believabulous

A word that describes a statement that is both believable yet ridiculous. The statement is such that, if one is told that it is ridiculous and false, they would readily agree so. However, if they were told it was true, they would have their doubts but go along with it.

Alison: Hey... did you hear about that astronaut who rode across the country in a diaper to confront the "other woman"??
Sonali: Wow, really??

Alternate endings:
Alison: Yea, go google it.
Sonali: after googling wow, that's nuts.

OR
Alison: Haha, j/k. That's ridiculous... only a completely insane person would do that. Can you imagine??
Sonali: Yea, haha, you're right. No one would ever do that, not in a million years...

Alison's original statement is totally believabulous.

believabulous by avaron March 16, 2007

homocrite 

A public figure who acts straight, and even denounces pro-homosexual policies, yet hypocritically engages in homosexual acts in secret.

Pastor Ted Haggard is homocrite.

homocrite by avaron November 5, 2006

fartburn 

The burning sensation one feels in their rectum after having been flatulent the entire day.

Navin: Oh man, I had Taco Bell all day yesterday, and now I have fartburn.

fartburn by avaron November 2, 2006

halpert 

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there

halpert by avaron September 28, 2006

no cookie 

A negative response by a person being solicited by another person for a late-night hook-up in codewords; recently popularized on the show "The Office" (US version)

Dwight: What about that, um, meeting discuss finances later?
Angela: Okay, but don't expect any cookie.
Dwight: But what if I'm hungry??
Angela: (tersely) NO cookie.

no cookie by avaron September 27, 2006