hexpert

Someone who fancies himself an authority on black magic and voodoo.

A hexpert can also mean someone who is really good at using standard-cinfigured bolts and nuts, but perhaps knows little about square-headed fasteners.

hexpert by QuacksO July 23, 2019

helperton 

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

helperton by boyziggy June 25, 2017

haxpert 

A person who is an expert at playing online games, and is so good that people are suspicious that they are using hacks or cheats

That haxpert shot me in the head as I was jumping! AGAIN!

haxpert by David Corder February 25, 2008

Jim Helpert 

The hottest guy on the television show The Office!

"Jim Helpert is so cute!"

Jim Helpert by csmith77 March 7, 2009

Hexper

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by luigiuso11

Bro hexper is really good in this video game.

Hexper by luigiuso11 October 31, 2021

hexpectations 

Da dire/gory hoped-for results of sticking pins into a voodoo doll, burning a candle with the mark's name on it, or carving a face on a tree and pounding a nail into the tree.

Dabbling in black magic is dangerous, regardless of one's hexpectations!

hexpectations by QuacksO December 11, 2022