haupert 

To take put your finger up your butt and then put it up your nose.

He couldn’t come because he was doing a Haupert.

haupert by Hillbilly246 November 4, 2021

Jim Halpert 

The GOD of all pranks against a certain beet farmer.
Called “Big Tuna” by Andy Bernard.
Also, he will steal your girl.

Then marry her.

Roy: “Halpert stole my bride!”
Michael:”That is so..... SO like Jim.”
Roy: “Jim Halpert.”

Jim Halpert by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

Jim Halpert 

A snack.

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.

Jim Halpert by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019

pam halpert 

The cutest girl on The Office and the cutest girl Jim dates and then marries

pam halpert is that cute girl that Jim halpert marries right?

pam halpert by Theofficefan_101 September 27, 2017

Jim Halpert 

THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY WHEN YOU GROW UP. HES PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. THE LORD HAS BLESSED HIM. HALLELUJAH BABY JESUS

"back off Pam, Jim is mine"
"I love you Jim"
"Jim Halpert is such a nice guy"

Jim Halpert by tinkerbellthegirl April 13, 2020

Halpert Hair 

Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.

I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.

Halpert Hair by Dan5999 November 7, 2007

halpert 

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there

halpert by avaron September 28, 2006