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Havening

The act of stuffing food in your mouth without grace or regret while looking mercilessly at the person that gave it to you
I am havening my food
by PIGEON OVERLORD March 3, 2017
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Havening

The act of mercilessly stuffing food in your mouth with a regretless smile.
I am havening my food
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havering

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".
Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering
by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011
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Von-Hovening

Downing Sour Money Triple IPA’s ferda and tossing dye high while shredding some zynachinos, zynbabwes if you will.
Bro you are tossing those dye sky high and ripping some IPA’s ferda you are totally Von-hovening!
by NMJ21 May 9, 2023
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Havering Sixth Form

Where all the cool cats go, a small building bursting with cool people.
Guy 1: Look at that girl, she's mega hot
Guy 2: She must be a Havering Sixth Form chick
by hsfchick October 8, 2011
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Havering

The London Borough of Havering. Used to be Essex until London was expanded in the 60's.
Contains the towns Romford, Rainham, Hornchurch and Upminster.

Still has the Essex 'RM' postcode and the towns within Havering are still classed as Essex by most people although it is served by London transport and London Met Police and is classed as Greater London.

Most famous for containing the chav town of Romford.

Neighbours with the London Borough of Barking and Dagenham (West) and London Borough of Bexley (South). Essex surrounds it to the east.

Right at the end of the London Underground District line at Upminster, Upminster Bridge, Hornchurch and Elm Park, stations which most people don't use because it takes years to get into the city centre that way.

Nothing really special here, its just confusing as to where it officially is located due to it being both Essex and London :P.
London Borough of Havering, the first London Borough to the East but properly known to people as being in the county of Essex.
by MJA88 February 14, 2009
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halvening

What a creepto cultist calls the event when creepto mining rewards are halved. Every cult needs its cult terminology, and this is one of those terms. See also HODL for "hold", and calling any dump phase (of a pump and dump scam) a "Flash Crash".
Anyone who's not a creepto cultist would call the event a halving of the mining reward. Only douchnozzle cultists call it a halvening.
by therealmookmerkin October 2, 2019
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