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hateurbate

Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.
Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.
hateurbate by the hateurbater March 1, 2010
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Hateurbate

Masturbating to someone you find attractive, but has unredeeming qualities to you personally.
Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that beautiful idiot Sarah Palin last night.
Hateurbate by Coch0026 May 25, 2014

hateurism 

Hate for all people, not just a single race.
Hateurism: "Baxley, you are white, why are you always talking down about trailer parks?"Baxley: "I've got hatureism"
hateurism by Michaleangelo March 9, 2014

hauterfly 

fashion industry insider or a person heavily involved in the industry’s social scene.
Fashionistas are death, now it's all about being a hauterfly.
hauterfly by gabs18 June 16, 2010
One kinky bitch, who loves shackles and hot wax in bed.
Let’s hauter tonight
hauter by Smart ass daddddy October 23, 2017

Hasteurbating 

I only had 5 minutes, but I spent 50 Hasteurbating.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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