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hateurbate

Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.
Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.
hateurbate by the hateurbater March 1, 2010
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Hateurbate

Masturbating to someone you find attractive, but has unredeeming qualities to you personally.
Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that beautiful idiot Sarah Palin last night.
Hateurbate by Coch0026 May 25, 2014

hateurism 

Hate for all people, not just a single race.
Hateurism: "Baxley, you are white, why are you always talking down about trailer parks?"Baxley: "I've got hatureism"
hateurism by Michaleangelo March 9, 2014

hauterfly 

fashion industry insider or a person heavily involved in the industry’s social scene.
Fashionistas are death, now it's all about being a hauterfly.
hauterfly by gabs18 June 16, 2010
One kinky bitch, who loves shackles and hot wax in bed.
Let’s hauter tonight
hauter by Smart ass daddddy October 23, 2017

Hasteurbating 

I only had 5 minutes, but I spent 50 Hasteurbating.