haties

referring to negative actions/behaviour that an individual was responsible for in the past and for which they are constantly reminded of by friends or haters who know about their past deeds and ignore how long ago all that shit was and how far you've come.
pronounced hate-ies, like the eighties.

hater: i know you think you're cool now, but i remember that time you were cheating on your girl, doing meth and stealing from work!

person: yo dude, that stuff was years ago. I'm clean, i don't cheat or steal and i got a new job that pays me mad bills. I let that go long time ago, I'm livin' in the now... stop livin' in the haties!

by c-hron July 20, 2008

hatist

a person who has a strong dislike for everyone equally, regardless of race, religion, gender, political beliefs, etc.

seriously dude, don't take it personal.....she hates everyone. she's a hatist!

by mmcc092311 October 26, 2010

Hattiesburg Handgun

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.

" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)

by Handy Man Dan March 4, 2011

Everybody Hates Chris

A hilarious show about Chris Rock's childhood during the 80s, airs every Friday at 8:00 PM on The CW.

Everybody Hates Chris is the funnest show on Earth! Take that Tyler Perry!!

by 03bgood March 7, 2009

Hatism

Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.

"Do you support Hatism?"
"It's a bit odd but they have their right to religion so yeah."

by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019

haaties

South African slang for the adjective 'unlucky' .

Yor Liverpool lost against this weekend, haaties bra.

by M Sedg November 3, 2017

Hattiesburg Potpourri

The smell of raw sewage that hits you from Downtown Hattiesburg to I-59 at hwy 49 and beyond

The city tried for years to blame industry on the stink. Turned out it was their sewage lagoon sludge that had not been maintained by the city for 50 or 60 years.

Want to go to Turtle Creek?

No! I cannot deal with the Hattiesburg Potpourri.

by Mike T3Son November 21, 2012