Hatism 

Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.

"Do you support Hatism?"
"It's a bit odd but they have their right to religion so yeah."

Hatism by TheBestHattist August 27, 2019

hatism 

The opposite of favouritism- choosing the person you like least and lecturing them

Aisha does hatism.

hatism by Safba June 11, 2017

hatism

A satirical mock-religion founded on the central belief that everything is a hat. Followers, known as Hatists, hold that every object — from teacups to galaxies — has an inherent hat-nature, revealed by placing it upon the head (a sacred practice called Donning). The Ancient Order of Hatism is the original custodian of the term and the only sanctioned use of the word.

Dave put a colander on his head at the dinner table and announced he'd converted to Hatism. His mum left the room, but the dog seemed to understand.

hatism by HatScholar88 May 7, 2026

hatist

a person who has a strong dislike for everyone equally, regardless of race, religion, gender, political beliefs, etc.

seriously dude, don't take it personal.....she hates everyone. she's a hatist!

hatist by mmcc092311 October 26, 2010

harism

A bad bitch that is hard working and amazing

You are so harism

harism by Ha-ri-sm May 30, 2020

Holiday Hamism 

Getting your foreskin chopped off and shoved up your asshole

this year for christmas I got a holiday hamism

Holiday Hamism by Ethn1gga December 17, 2019

Hatim 

A magnificent human being and a total boss. His reputation precedes him like lighting precedes thunder. His cock is so large, its considered a deadly weapon in 17 states. When he busts a nut, an angel gets its wings.

Hey did you see Hatim?
Yeah, it may have been the best thing that ever happened to me.

Hatim by afg345 December 13, 2012