Hatism is a religion created by two 8th grade students. This religion worships hats, hoods and beanies for protecting our heads from the dangerous climate. We as humans have the right to religion, and school districts and deny that, with our religion we can wear hoods, hats and beanies in classrooms without consequences.
"Do you support Hatism?"
"It's abitodd but they have their right to religion so yeah."
(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After RogerIrrelevant in Viz magazine.)
He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.