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hate boner 

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.
Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.
hate boner by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.
Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.
Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

hate boner 

a feeling that is to hatred what a boner is to sexual desire; a compelling hatred; a hatred that results in a desire to act or speak out against the object
I have a total hate boner for Bill O'Reilly
hate boner by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007

hate-boner 

noun-having so much hatred towards something or someone that it initiates an erection.
I have the hugest hate-boner for that horse-face Sarah Jessica Parker.
hate-boner by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011

hate boner 

1. having an unrelenting, sometimes irrational, hate for something. Very over the top.

2. power tripping and wielding that power, usually fucking you or another person over

3. in usage, can be gauged on a personal scale. ie. footlong, veiny boner= a lot of hate vs. half-mast boner=sort of hate/average dislike.
EXAMPLES:

1. Dude... That Hitler fella had a huge hate boner for the Jews. And the Gypsies. And the Slavs.

2. Person 1: How'd you feel about those questions the prof asked you?

Person 2: Maaaannnn.... They were terrible. That prof has a raging hate boner for me.

3a. I seriously hate that guy. I'm talking veiny, viagra fueled, never-ending hate boner.

3b. Person 1: Seriously, I have a raging hate boner for that douche.

Person 2: Meh, I'm only at half-mast hate boner for him. Closer to that "seeing an ugly chick naked" semi-chub of a hate boner.
hate boner by B-radC 2012 February 17, 2010
A sexy mfker called habbibah and people make fun of her name because they wish that they were her. Haboner is her nickname made by the one and only ZAHRAH 🙈
Hows haboner today?
Haboner is so pretty
haboner by .....x..... December 20, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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