hateboner

You hate someone, but despite that hate, they still give you a boner.

Dude, that chicks a total slut and everyone hates her, but she still gives me a hateboner.

by Skittles Bitch May 6, 2011

hate boner

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.

Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.

by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021

Hariboner

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

by sammm-! April 15, 2009

hate boner

a feeling that is to hatred what a boner is to sexual desire; a compelling hatred; a hatred that results in a desire to act or speak out against the object

I have a total hate boner for Bill O'Reilly

by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007

hate-boner

noun-having so much hatred towards something or someone that it initiates an erection.

I have the hugest hate-boner for that horse-face Sarah Jessica Parker.

by rosietheamazon October 22, 2011

hate boner

1. having an unrelenting, sometimes irrational, hate for something. Very over the top.

2. power tripping and wielding that power, usually fucking you or another person over

3. in usage, can be gauged on a personal scale. ie. footlong, veiny boner= a lot of hate vs. half-mast boner=sort of hate/average dislike.

EXAMPLES:

1. Dude... That Hitler fella had a huge hate boner for the Jews. And the Gypsies. And the Slavs.

2. Person 1: How'd you feel about those questions the prof asked you?

Person 2: Maaaannnn.... They were terrible. That prof has a raging hate boner for me.

3a. I seriously hate that guy. I'm talking veiny, viagra fueled, never-ending hate boner.

3b. Person 1: Seriously, I have a raging hate boner for that douche.

Person 2: Meh, I'm only at half-mast hate boner for him. Closer to that "seeing an ugly chick naked" semi-chub of a hate boner.

by B-radC 2012 February 17, 2010

haboner

A sexy mfker called habbibah and people make fun of her name because they wish that they were her. Haboner is her nickname made by the one and only ZAHRAH 🙈

Hows haboner today?
Haboner is so pretty

by .....x..... December 20, 2020