Hammboner 

FAT NIGGA CUM

DAM HE BUSTED A HAMMBONER ON ME LAST NIGHT

Hammboner by Nigga cum October 29, 2019

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

hamboned

inebriated; inappropriately wasted

I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.

hamboned by mlehoopah June 2, 2010

haboner 

A sexy mfker called habbibah and people make fun of her name because they wish that they were her. Haboner is her nickname made by the one and only ZAHRAH 🙈

Hows haboner today?
Haboner is so pretty

haboner by .....x..... December 20, 2020

hamboned

To get really nice and drunk.

I'm getting hamboned tonight.

hamboned by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Harboner 

What every University of Michigan fan has right now.

I'm heading to the bathroom right now because this picture of the Big House is giving me a Harboner.

Harboner by NCAA Rules Commitee January 2, 2015

hammboning

The act of boning in a hammock. Must be suspended at least ten feet above ground level to be accurate to the term. Socks are permitted, but that's all. A true hammboner must abide to the set rules of hammboning and share their passion with others. That is all.

Wow, wish I could go hammboning right now. My hammock just isn't the same without the stain.

hammboning by Anthoner October 22, 2018