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A rude, yet legit reply to give to people when you literally did not ask for their opinion, yet they butt in anyway. The vast majority who comment negatively on this reply however, quite possibly lack the social skills needed to detect social cues or just IQ in general. Maybe also never held actual conversations in real life before either, and still think you can voice an opinion even if it wasn't asked, when that never really was the case in actual conversation.
Attention seeker: that's not true dude
Person: Wasn't talking to you, didn't ask
Attention seeker: wow man, so original
Person: Still didn't ask
Person: Wasn't talking to you, didn't ask
Attention seeker: wow man, so original
Person: Still didn't ask
by bumerhoomorr34 June 6, 2022
Get the Didn't ask mug.While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.
Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Douchebag mug.When your hatred for someone is so high and you feel compelled to express it so frequently, it starts to become suggestive and borderline awkward. It is especially weird if it's over such a trivial reason as well and you do nothing but express your hate for the person every time they're around or even thought of.
Hate erected manchild: bruh, i srsly hate ur guts, jus fuk off!
Normal man: da fuq? wut did i even do to u?
Hate erected manchild: u no exactly wut u did, fgt!
Normal man: no i dont lol, calm ur hate boner
Normal man: da fuq? wut did i even do to u?
Hate erected manchild: u no exactly wut u did, fgt!
Normal man: no i dont lol, calm ur hate boner
by bumerhoomorr34 June 10, 2021
Get the hate boner mug.A more simpler and more generalization of the term is when someone starts explaining the formula of e equals mc squared, when nobody even asked for it and/or cares. Basically someone who never shuts up about anything medical, technological, biological, historical, logical, how great a movie is, how great a game is, why someone is so cool, alright alright, you get the point.
Major Zero: She was originally named Quack.
Naked Snake: Because she never shuts up.
Major Zero: Yes, that's exactly it.
Paramedic: No it's not. Snake tell him.
Naked Snake: ...Gotta go.
Naked Snake: Because she never shuts up.
Major Zero: Yes, that's exactly it.
Paramedic: No it's not. Snake tell him.
Naked Snake: ...Gotta go.
by bumerhoomorr34 May 9, 2021
Get the Quack mug.A Biden supporter or anyone manipulative enough to believe anything on social media like Twitter or Reddit. Because when has the internet EVER lied to anyone? Right?
In all seriousness, libtard is a name given to left wing puppets who think things that have not hindered or harmed us at all should change, as well as think conservatives should be hanged when they did not even a single thing to give them a hard time. Which ultimately just leads to more instability infecting groups like BLM and Antifa. As well as bring in unnecessary taxes on stuff like food, since the agriculture industry such as farmers are now given much less attention and funding they need during these times. Seriously, they do their best to keep you fed, why would you want change over this?
You can say the insult is dumb allyou like, but it's just more copium to fuel your insecurity and hivemind infested ego.
In all seriousness, libtard is a name given to left wing puppets who think things that have not hindered or harmed us at all should change, as well as think conservatives should be hanged when they did not even a single thing to give them a hard time. Which ultimately just leads to more instability infecting groups like BLM and Antifa. As well as bring in unnecessary taxes on stuff like food, since the agriculture industry such as farmers are now given much less attention and funding they need during these times. Seriously, they do their best to keep you fed, why would you want change over this?
You can say the insult is dumb allyou like, but it's just more copium to fuel your insecurity and hivemind infested ego.
Person 1: So you're saying Biden has severe dementia and every single thing he did just conflicts what he posted on Twitter?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: And people are believing him despite these lies?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Man those believers are libtards
Person 2: He even tripped on the stairs three times...THREE TIMES up towards his personal airplane.
Person 1: That's a huge bruh moment.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: And people are believing him despite these lies?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Man those believers are libtards
Person 2: He even tripped on the stairs three times...THREE TIMES up towards his personal airplane.
Person 1: That's a huge bruh moment.
by bumerhoomorr34 April 4, 2021
Get the Libtard mug.The opposite of a geek. Someone you don't want to be since they often don't follow the rule of K.I.S.S .
"If you can't explain it, you don't know it well enough." ~Albert Einstein
"If you can't explain it, you don't know it well enough." ~Albert Einstein
Nerd: *overexplains something that could be shortened easily, or says a subtle insult/joke that only 1% will get and 99% will just say "what" and laugh at the nerd trying so hard to make sense or be taken seriously*
Geek: Nerd. Keep It Simple Stupid.
Geek: Nerd. Keep It Simple Stupid.
by bumerhoomorr34 March 8, 2021
Get the Nerd mug.When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.
Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.
by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021
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