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When you cum and the Nut is sticking to your leg and your shaft so it looks like strings on a harp

Dude, my Nut was so explosive, I think I acheived Harp Penis

harp penis by Chrish.10 September 26, 2017

Words you can keep

Happenis

Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.

“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.

Happenis by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006

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Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.

Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.

Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008

Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.

My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.

Happenis by *Jorge* September 17, 2020

Happenis

The inner meaning of the word happiness

“Dude I’m so full of happiness right now!”

“Dude you mean your full of Happenis!!!”

Happenis by Happenises October 12, 2019

Happenis

When you have a very happy penis.

“what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."

Happenis by Verlaine Stain June 27, 2014

HapPenis

To make a smile shape with one's penis on another's face.

As Justin slept after a solid rogering, Shaun placed his flaccid penis on Justin's mouth and made the shape of a smile. He took a photo of this to show Justin the HapPenis when we awoke.

HapPenis by Antrobus June 3, 2016

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026