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Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.
“What is happenis? I have a hard on… then yes - this must be love”.
A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.
Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.
Happenis by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008
It means that you are happy by dick.
My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.
Happenis by *Jorge* September 17, 2020
The inner meaning of the word happiness
“Dude I’m so full of happiness right now!”

“Dude you mean your full of Happenis!!!”
Happenis by Happenises October 12, 2019
When you have a very happy penis.
“what happened to my penis, it was so happy. Im no longer experiencing happenis."
Happenis by Verlaine Stain June 27, 2014
To make a smile shape with one's penis on another's face.
As Justin slept after a solid rogering, Shaun placed his flaccid penis on Justin's mouth and made the shape of a smile. He took a photo of this to show Justin the HapPenis when we awoke.
HapPenis by Antrobus June 3, 2016
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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