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A phrase used to insult another person.

Preferably a hater or someone who is trying to insult you.

Most likely used in a crowded area.
Ice Cream Shop: "Ma'am can I get a sample?" "Of What?" "This Dick."

"What time is it?" "This Dick."

"What's the answer to number four?" "This Dick."

"He wanted to see you in.. fourth period." "What? Who?" "This Dick."

This Dick by This Dick. October 9, 2007
Words you can keep
A comeback most commonly used in a sense of humor. Can also be quite annoying is used to a lot.
Doctor: "Go ahead and take a seat."
Woman:"But I can't, there is no where to sit."
Doctor:"You can sit on THIS DICK."
THIS DICK by Bitch Da Fuq September 4, 2015
An asshole who is trying to bring u down
Hey what's up , your mom on this dick,fuck you
This Dick by Suck it cracker November 28, 2016
This dick is infinitely long and impossible to suck
Me: Yo girl you ready for this dick
Girl:I think I might choke but it's the best way to die
the latest white-boi-tryna-be-black phenomena

has contributed to the relentless beatdowns of hundreds of white kids throughout America.
Black Guy: Hey man, what'sup

White Douche: THIS DICK!

(Sledgehammer to the face)
This Dick by Dupak February 19, 2011

THIS DICK! 

A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.
<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!
THIS DICK! by mackstann February 12, 2005

This dick ain't free 

Former president Barack Obama's favorite catchphrase used while in office
Obama had many great catchphrases but, my favorite one was "this dick ain't free".
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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