hardy-fucking-har 

Something you say when your friend says something not very funny as a joke, and expects you to laugh.

Friend 1: Dealing with bitches is for the dogs!

Friend 2: Hardy-fucking-har

hardy-fucking-har by KingOHAR July 6, 2014

hardy fucking har har

A very very sarcastic laugh that surpasses "har har har" by miles on the sarcasm level.

Guy1: dude.. you really had a chance with that girl.. if only you'd left the fanny pack home.

Guy2: hardy fucking har har

har har har hardy har har

hardy fucking har har by Sen Dog November 23, 2010

my dick is getting fucking hard

a feeling, when you watching porn

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

my dick is getting fucking hard by dildo777 December 29, 2020

fucking up hard

to fuck up more so than to simply "fuck up"

Kelsey: Dude, the project is due tomorrow and we still don't have a topic.
Deborah: I don't think we need to meet or pick a topic.
Kelsey: Deborah... you're fucking up hard right now.

fucking up hard by tryin2go2jos March 30, 2011

hard fucking 

The opposite of gentle love making.

"So did you guys make tender music last night, Bill?"
"Shit, no! I gave Monica a dose of my hard fucking!"

hard fucking by sumdood January 4, 2005

Harry Potter and the fucking wizard

The sequel to Mario Bro’s the first ever video game

Did you know that the second Mario brothers wasn’t even actually Mario 2? Yeah! It was actually a Japanese game called “Harry Potter and the fucking wizard”

Harry Potter and the fucking wizard by ECFDemon64 February 9, 2022

Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021