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Hardzello
Hardzello is the obvious and best ship of the Bohemian Rhapsody fandom between the two heartthrobs Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy.
*sees awkward Hardzello flirting.*
Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."
Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."
Brian: "Cute. I'd put them in a boat."
Gwilym: "What?"
Brian: "Isn't that what it's called?"
Gwiylm: "You mean you ship them?"
Brian: "Definitely."
Hardzello by Dino nuggets be bussin April 8, 2019
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Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness
Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.
1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?
2. Youtube - Yawn.
3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.
4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.
5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.
6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.
7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.
8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.
9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.
10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?
2. Youtube - Yawn.
3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.
4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.
5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.
6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.
7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.
8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.
9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.
10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.
Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:
Your Grandparents - 1
Your Dad - 2.5
Newfag - 4
Oldfag - 5
Auschwitz Survivor - 8
Infant Rapist - 9
The Antichrist - 10
Your Grandparents - 1
Your Dad - 2.5
Newfag - 4
Oldfag - 5
Auschwitz Survivor - 8
Infant Rapist - 9
The Antichrist - 10
Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013
hardzello
a ship between actors Joe Mazzello and Ben Hardy. They played as John Deacon and Roger Taylor in Bohemian Rhapsody (the movie) and have been friends since then.
"ever heard of the ship Hardzello?"
"yeah! stupid Gwil always getting in the way of their relationship!"
I wasted five minuets of my life making this
"yeah! stupid Gwil always getting in the way of their relationship!"
I wasted five minuets of my life making this
hardzello by SleeplessQueenie May 19, 2019
Hardwell
Robbert van de Corput, better known by his stage name Hardwell, is a Dutch progressive and electro house DJ, music producer and remixer. He was voted the world's #1 DJ in 2013.
Borned and raised in Breda, Netherlands. He started playing the piano at age four. After watching parties on MTV as a thirteen year old, he was inspired to start DJing and when he was fourteen, he began DJing at reputable clubs in the Netherlands. He often cited Dutch DJ and fellow Breda native, Tiësto as his role model and inspiration.
Breaking into the scene in 2009 with his bootleg of "Show Me Love vs. Be". He has since produced multiple hit EDM singles and remixes. He also made collaborations with various artists such as Tiësto whom he toured with in 2010.
In that same year, he formed his own record label, Revealed Recordings and in the following year, he launched Hardwell On Air, his own radio show and podcast.
He entered DJ Magazine's Top 100 DJs annual fan poll at number 24 in 2011. He then placed at number 6 in 2012. In 2013, he ranked at number 1.
Borned and raised in Breda, Netherlands. He started playing the piano at age four. After watching parties on MTV as a thirteen year old, he was inspired to start DJing and when he was fourteen, he began DJing at reputable clubs in the Netherlands. He often cited Dutch DJ and fellow Breda native, Tiësto as his role model and inspiration.
Breaking into the scene in 2009 with his bootleg of "Show Me Love vs. Be". He has since produced multiple hit EDM singles and remixes. He also made collaborations with various artists such as Tiësto whom he toured with in 2010.
In that same year, he formed his own record label, Revealed Recordings and in the following year, he launched Hardwell On Air, his own radio show and podcast.
He entered DJ Magazine's Top 100 DJs annual fan poll at number 24 in 2011. He then placed at number 6 in 2012. In 2013, he ranked at number 1.
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