harane 

a fucking dumbass. a label you can put on someone signifying that they are, indeed, a dumbass.

"i don't understand why harane just cant understand basic human speech"

"they're actually so stupid it's blowing my mind. it's giving harane..."

harane by foxsolar April 28, 2024

B'harne 

1. n. Vile, evil demon, appearing as a small, friendly, toothless purple Tyrannosaurus Rex. Takes a particular interest in small children, using the guize of love and friendship to enslave them and otherwise fill their heads with ridiculous and unrealistic notions. Children subjected to such items as it's song "I love you, You love me," reach adulthood in a state of profound cranial rectitis, and is a possible explanation for that condition being suffered by most of the denizens of Hollywood.
2. Can be spelled "B'harnii" as well.

My daugher has been enslaved by B'harne.

B'harne by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

Captain Jack Harkness 

A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".

Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.

Captain Jack Harkness by TheNerp December 20, 2014

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness 

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.

Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013

Hanane 

Hanane it's a she, and she is a perfect mix between a feminine , sensual, sensitive and a determinate warrior.

She doesn't take no as an answer, yet she respects when there is a no. Hanane will steal your heart right when your eyes meet not with violence but with awing soulful beauty screaming, shinning and penetrating right to your soul in a way that thinking twice is not an option.

She have her stuff clear. She will always show you grace and mercy, but step on her feets, will Hanane also give you the medicine you deserve. She makes you fall on the spot, just at the sight of her, Hanane lives on forgiveness and positivity and always illuminates your good sides, so never ruin your bond with her as Hanane is based on loyalty and truthfulness. However, Hanane is also one of the most smartest girls and can turn the world upside down if that's what she wants. SHE’s an independent human and never needs anything from anyone.

General is Hanane a main source of a melting heart, with a IQ no one can play with. She will always know herself and have her own back and for her, is that the perfect thing in this world.

“Damn, you went Hanane on him”

“You such a Hanane, you got it under control”

Hanane by Definitionmaker7000 April 5, 2019

harkness test

The test (which was first coined on tumblr) that monster-fuckers take when determining if they can fuck the fictional creature in questions or not. To be fuckable, the creature must:
1. Have human intelligence (or “greater”)
2. Talk or otherwise communicate with language*
3. Be of sexual maturity for its species.

If you answered yes to all of these questions, you may fuck the creature. If you answered no to any of them, you probably don’t wanna fuck it out of the possibility of beastiality or pedophilia.

*Body language is a dangerous road. Err on the side of caution.

Tumblr user: man i wanna fuck the Loch Ness monster so bad.

Reasonable person: woah man be careful. it doesn’t pass the harkness test.

harkness test by imsorrymom July 20, 2019

Agatha Harkness 

The hottest female MCU Villain played by Kathryn Han herself.

“Agatha Harkness is hot.”
“She killed a dog.”
“As she should.😩☝🏻“

Agatha Harkness by Marvelvibes March 6, 2021