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The pear haoqi may be found in it's natural habitat, the harker campus

most haoqis are in containment around the world and only a handful are still living in the wild.

The haoqi subspecies, Haoqis- pears tend to be aggressive towards humans and a human should neve display any aggressive behavior towards it unless they want the haoqi to immediately turn around, bend over and shoot pellets that on the outside appear to be hard and crusty but when it makes contact with the skin, it implodes to fill the victims mouth with juicy, golden-brown delicious mouth watering haoqi shit.
"I just ate haoqi shit"
"lucky"
haoqi by sharnus December 11, 2022
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"Haoqi" may be a term used when referring to someone that you are gay for, or homisexual for. "Haoqi"s are usually a waifu and are extremely hot. They are pretty similar to James Charles.
Yo you see that bro over there? He's my Haoqi.
nice
Haoqi by james charles 139048102 November 18, 2022
Related Words
Haoqi Haoming Hanqi Haoi haojie Haojile Haolin haoling haoning Haoting
haoqi ik you're reading this go shower
"haoqi go shower"
"no"
haoqi by sharnus April 24, 2023
A haori is a lightweight coat worn over kimono.
The haori is a lightweight silk jacket used to help keep the kimono clean and dry. They vary in length and are considered an essential part of ceremonial kimono attire. They are meant to be worn open. It's usually taken off and folded up before one enters the place they are visiting.
A very gorgeous, brave, intelligent, energetic, loving person who really knows how to party. Always very empathic towards others. She has a proverb for every occasion and uses polysyllabic words to convey the impression of great erudition. Haolin hates the monarchy and tries to convert everyone she meets. She is also a snob who looks down on those who can't appreciate fine art. Has a bad habit of making 'funny' quips after every joint. Haolin's heavily allergic to entertainers and is fascinated by smarties. But there's nothing she likes more than a good mystery. And there's nobody better in the world than a good Haolin.
Aren't you bringing some forties to Haolin's party?
Haolin by unbalancedstark November 24, 2019
Haoxi is a cool Chinese person, he is amazing at throwing flashbangs in videogames and you can always rely on him! Haoxi's usually work for their Father, but cannot use any money that their Father gives them as they are payed to avoid tax.
person: "Haoxi Flash me out!"
haoxi: *Flashes*
person: "I'm White... Fuck I'm dead."
haoxi: *flashes again*
haoxi: "Did you get them?"
Haoxi by MonkeySounds May 19, 2021
A pretty chill handsome dude. Typically Chinese in origin. A creative memer, with 45% hit rate. Copies people's manners and sayings. Best described as a laughterbater; though, funny at times. Does not like drama, but loves gossip. His secrets are many and few. He is loyal, kind, and courageous. Stoic at times, and can give you a death stare. If you look deep in to his eyes, you will see the souls of his crushed enemies.
How lean Haolin is? Not lean at all!
Haolin by BiglBrother April 26, 2019