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most haoqis are in containment around the world and only a handful are still living in the wild.
The haoqi subspecies, Haoqis- pears tend to be aggressive towards humans and a human should neve display any aggressive behavior towards it unless they want the haoqi to immediately turn around, bend over and shoot pellets that on the outside appear to be hard and crusty but when it makes contact with the skin, it implodes to fill the victims mouth with juicy, golden-brown delicious mouth watering haoqi shit.
most haoqis are in containment around the world and only a handful are still living in the wild.
The haoqi subspecies, Haoqis- pears tend to be aggressive towards humans and a human should neve display any aggressive behavior towards it unless they want the haoqi to immediately turn around, bend over and shoot pellets that on the outside appear to be hard and crusty but when it makes contact with the skin, it implodes to fill the victims mouth with juicy, golden-brown delicious mouth watering haoqi shit.
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The dandruff dominator is an elusive species that spends most of its life playing Roblox inside its home. It rarely comes out of its den. Although it is rarely seen outside, it has been spotted sulking around elementary schools gazing with longing at the young children during recess. This specimen is covered in flaky white spots hence its name dandruff dominator. The dandruff dominator cannot be within a fifty-meter radius of a shower, or it will explode into a ball of dandruff.
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