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The dandruff dominator is an elusive species that spends most of its life playing Roblox inside its home. It rarely comes out of its den. Although it is rarely seen outside, it has been spotted sulking around elementary schools gazing with longing at the young children during recess. This specimen is covered in flaky white spots hence its name dandruff dominator. The dandruff dominator cannot be within a fifty-meter radius of a shower, or it will explode into a ball of dandruff.
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