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The best descriptive word for something/someone that's better than anything/anyone you've ever had the pleasure of experiencing/meeting. When you can't quite come up with a standard word that's been used by everyone - Something new's needed!
Better than... They's haojile!
Haojile by Silly Sully February 22, 2011
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a god amongst mortals who is divine and stronger than all and has limitless power
are you some HAJILE you are very powerful.
HAJILE by nujabesfan05 February 1, 2021
A really smart being but he doesn't have that good "understandting the situation" skills. Often takes things a bit too seriously, but jokes around too.
Haha Haojie, that's crazy, now stfu
haojie by 1234gangsigns February 5, 2022

Freaky hajile 

A freaky hajile is when you slap a person of the opposite sex during coitus and then bust a phat thicc nut in their ear put a rat on their genitalia then proceed to succ the nut outta their orafice
Male 1: aye bruh me and that methamphetamine addicted hooker got freaky and did a freaky hajile

Human 2: damn bruh that shit nasty asf ... what was her name and how much did it cost

Freaky hajile 

A freaky hajile is when you slap a person of the opposite sex during coitus and then bust a phat thicc nut in their ear put a rat on their genitalia then proceed to succ the nut outta their orafice
Male 1: aye bruh me and that methamphetamine addicted hooker got freaky and did a freaky hajile

Human 2: damn bruh that shit nasty asf ... what was her name and how much did it cost
Hajileo or also known as Hajilei is a name (more commonly found in surnames) meaning for ‘a strong and brave warrior’. Its name originally came from China, but it is also used in other countries such as, Greece, Scotland, Finland and Egypt.
Cheng-Li Hajileo was one of China’s most bravest warrior of all time in history.
hajileo by Hajileo/Hajilei March 20, 2021
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