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The language used by haolers
Examples of haoling language:

hao dis even good
cancer off wit dis aids
haoling by iAmeer April 14, 2020

bryan halling 

The act of orally pleasuring ones butthole. Not to be confused with a typical rimjob; the "Bryan Hall" utilizes a full tongue stroking technique along with full eye contact with the intended region. Commonly leads to Pinkeye for the providing participant.
Damn Adam I've been"Bryan Halling" that chick all night!
bryan halling by BuhDeavy December 11, 2013
To sing the Halo theme song in the restroom while standing still doing the T-pose
Principle: what were you doing in the restroom
Student: We were just Haloing
Principle: NO HALOING ALLOWED!!!
Haloing by Halobeast123 July 4, 2018

Worm-Holing 

(Verb) The act of targeting an individual’s old Facebook posts with likes and/or irreverent comments with the express intention of causing minor irritation or slight amusement.

Not to be confused with Wormholing under any circumstances.
Luke enjoyed Worm-Holing Phillip whilst Phillip was off work.
Worm-Holing by Lucas Lucas April 28, 2015

Port Holing 

The act of two people, male or female in any combination, rubbing their anus' together for the purpose of sexual gratification.
My wife makes me take a shower to remove my duck butter before long sessions of port holing.

After a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.
Port Holing by blackpearl905 October 4, 2012

Dick Holing

The act of making physical love whilst wearing ones undergarments. The party performing the Dick Holing more often than not would be the man, and prefers to wear tighty whiteys, would weave his cock through the dick hole of his underwear and perform penetration on the receiving party while not fully being nude. There are many reasons one would perform Dick Holing, a person could be a nevernude, a man may want to ceremonially present his erect phallus to his receiving partner, but most notably recent studies have indicated that these Dick Holers do not want to expose their testicles to the elements. It has also been determined that most people who perform this act also participate in sox
Friend#1- Did you hear that the boss fucks his girl through the dick hole in his undies?
Friend#2- Yeah, he's a dick holing son of a bitch! Heard he likes having sox too!
Dick Holing by Dr. Thunder phd April 25, 2017